See Part One of this post over at Voting American:
http://votingamerican.wordpress.com/2012/07/10/liberal-logic-101-the-slanderous-hypocrisy-part-one/
Recent Comments
samiam60 on Mr. President: Who’s in… samiam60 on Mr. President: Who’s in… muse1876 on Mr. President: Who’s in… samiam60 on Mr. President: Who’s in… muse1876 on Mr. President: Who’s in…
Good Morning America……..Ya just can’t make this stuff up!
See Part One of this post over at Voting American:
http://votingamerican.wordpress.com/2012/07/10/liberal-logic-101-the-slanderous-hypocrisy-part-one/
Pingback: Liberal Logic 101: The Slanderous Hypocrisy: (Part One) | Voting American
Pingback: Liberal Logic 101: The Slanderous Hypocrisy: (Part Three) « The Twilight's Last Gleaming
Subject: I Want a Divorce
Since we are not going to get gasoline back to $1.50 per gallon and coffee to $2.00 per pound maybe this would be a solution we could live with.
Dear American liberals, leftists, progressives, socialists, regressives, Marxists, Obama supporters, et al:
We have stuck together since the late 1950s for the sake of the kids, but the whole of this latest election process has made me realize that I want a divorce. I know we tolerated each other for many years for the sake of future generations, but sadly, this relationship has clearly run its course.
Our two ideological sides of America cannot and will not ever agree on what is right for us all, so let’s just end it on friendly terms. We can smile and chalk it up to irreconcilable differences and go our own way.
Here is a model separation agreement:
1. Our two groups can equitably divide up the country by land mass, each taking a similar portion. That will be the difficult part, but I am sure our two sides can come to a friendly agreement. After that, it should be relatively easy. Our respective representatives can effortlessly divide other assets since both sides had such distinct and disparate tastes.
2. We don’t like redistributive taxes, so you can keep them.
3. You are welcome to the liberal judges and the ACLU.
4. Since you hate guns and war, we’ll take our firearms, the cops, the NRA, and the military.
5. We’ll take the nasty, smelly oil industry and you can go with wind, solar, and bio-diesel.
6. You can keep Oprah, Michael Moore, and Rosie O’Donnell. You are, however, responsible for finding a bio-diesel vehicle big enough to move all three of them.
7. We’ll keep capitalism, greedy corporations, pharmaceutical companies, Wal-Mart, and Wall Street.
8. You can have your beloved lifelong welfare dwellers, food stamps, homeless homeboys, hippies, druggies, and illegal aliens.
9. We’ll keep the hot Alaskan hockey moms, greedy CEO’s and Rednecks.
10. We’ll keep the Bibles and give you NBC and Hollywood ..
11. You can make nice with Iran and Palestine and we’ll retain the right to invade and hammer places that threaten us.
12. You can have the peace-niks and war protesters. When our allies or our way of life are under assault, we’ll help provide them security.
13. We’ll keep our Judeo-Christian values.
14. You are welcome to Islam, Scientology, Humanism, political correctness, and Shirley McLain. You can also have the U.N., but we will no longer be paying the bill.
15. We’ll keep the SUV’s, pickup trucks, and oversized luxury cars. You can take every Subaru station wagon you can find.
16. You can give everyone healthcare if you can find any practicing doctors..
17. We’ll continue to believe healthcare is an earned luxury and not a right.
18. We’ll keep “The Battle Hymn of the Republic” and “The National Anthem.”
19. I’m sure you’ll be happy to substitute “Imagine”, “I’d Like to Teach the World to Sing”, “Kum Ba Ya,” or “We Are the World”.
20. We’ll practice trickledown economics and you can continue to give trickle up poverty your best shot.
21. Since it often so offends you, we’ll keep our history, our name and our constitution and our flag.
22. Would you agree to this? If so, please pass it along to other like-minded liberal and conservativepatriots and if you do not agree, just hit delete. In the spirit of friendly parting, I’ll bet you answer which one of us will need whose help in 15 years.
Sincerely,
John J. Wall
Law Student and an American
P.S.: Also, please take Ted Turner, Sean Penn, Martin Sheen, Barbara Streisand, GEORGE CLOONEY, and Jane Fonda with you.
P.S.S..: And you won’t have to “Press 1 for English” when you call our country.
**If you can’t stand behind our Military, please feel free to stand in front of them! **
Great find, Sami. Though, I’ll let the progressives take at least 1/2 of the cops in the country for two reasons: 1-many police departments have become too overbearing. (For example, on Saturday, I was enjoying a sunny day drive on a little traveled 4-lane road running errands to the neighboring “big” town and there is the flashing sign on the side of the road: Cick it or Ticket. (and a state cop over the next rise). Ruined my peace of mind with in-your-face scare tactics. Click it or Ticket? Stick it.
2-Those poor leftists don’t own and wouldn’t know how to use any weapons, so they will need protection from themselves when things start to quickly unravel in their socialist society.
Thank you Freedom. Seat belt laws, Helmet Laws, and cops with quotas to fill.
Now that real-estate taxes are down due to Foreclosures the Traffic Ticket counts must rise.
We will soon be 1939 Germany or worse.
Great post illustrating hypocrisy indeed.
This is great…thanks. The GOP should put out commercials depicting your pics across the country.
Thank you my friend. I am posting these three articles on Twitter and the response has been all favorable.
Another award for you my sweetheart! God bless you; you deserve it. You i inspire people to be more bold, yet humble at the same time..just like Paul. You’re an inspiration, and that’s why you should have this. Go here http://lynleahz.com/2012/06/29/reader-appreciation-award/ to ‘fetch’ it and follow the directions. It’s the fourth one down.
Thank you so much Lyn. You are too kind my friend
Never can be too kind! You’re welcome. You deserve more. You do a lot of hard work and give our Father much time here. God bless you.
New Post is out for Voting American:
http://votingamerican.wordpress.com/2012/07/12/president-obama-on-the-history-of-islam-in-america/
New Post is out for Village of the Banned:
http://ireporters.wordpress.com/2012/07/13/is-comrade-hillary-clinton-surrendering-our-second-amendment-rights-to-the-united-nations/
Great post! Love the picture examples of our nations thought processes!
Reblogged this on John Malcolm.
Pingback: Village of the Banned Resource Center Presents: Fact Checking Barack Obama with 358 Links | Village of the Banned